It didn’t make sense to us from the beginning. Why is it that web programmers and developers are producing the vast majority of the written content on the web? Be it blog posts, home pages, off-site articles for search engine optimization (SEO purposes), etc., it was never truly written by writers.
Our vision is to change that, and to make the Internet a more enjoyable experience for all. Instead of taking engineers and programmers and teaching them how to write, we’ve taken outstanding writers and trained them extensively on how to write for Internet-specific purposes and SEO. Just check out our samples and let our work do the talking.
So, if you’re you looking for the best dadgum SEO copywriters this side of the Mississippi? Well, you may now break into celebratory ethnic dance, because you just found them. While you’re at it, go ahead and throw a video of the aforementioned dance up on YouTube, put a backlink in the comments section and get yourself some Google-y linkjuice. That’s a PageRank 9 backlink, kids!
Mmm, linkjuice.
That’s right, we’re SEO copywriters that understand the entire process — be it on-page content production or off-page link building content, we know just what our ol’ buddy Googlebot is looking for — we grew up with him. After a while he started to be a pretentious too-good-for-you punk that made you switch your style up and jump through new hoops every six months, but we love him anyway. There are about a dozen of us SEO copywriters ready to rock and roll at any time; most with degrees in English or Communications, and a few with long histories in SEO.We banded together to help find more work and critique each others’ writing in what will undoubtedly turn into exorbitant amounts of tectonic-plate-shifting awesome content. Our goal is to rid the Internet of all of the awful copywriting written for robots by spinner programs and off-shore “content producers” who spit out unintelligible garbage. If you’ve been using one of them and got slammed when Google released the Panda update that forced you to actually find SEO copywriters to write content for humans instead of robots, let us take it from here.
We could probably guess what you’re thinking now. It’s something along the lines of, “They must be too expensive for me. SEO copywriters that obviously have a hint of talent and that clearly understand search engine optimization? Those don’t come cheap.” You are incorrect, good sir and/or ma’am (we wouldn’t venture to guess). We’re not one those writers that produce something beautiful and then say, “Oh, by the way, I only cost $Rape.” (Yes, you read that correctly. Rape dollars). So here are our prices in bold.
We charge $20/page
Just try to find this quality of SEO copywriters for that price. We double dog dare you.
By the way, did you notice that we practice what we preach? Does it feel like we were cramming keywords down your throat, or did this ad just seem to flow? It’s highly possible you didn’t even notice that this ad is actually optimized for the term “SEO copywriters.” Not bad, eh? We optimized this one to 3.5% density, but we can make whatever density you’re looking for.
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Don’t fret – we can write professionally too. See this page rewritten in a professional tone.
